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太医令(从七品下)
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- 2006-3-11
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1. Money is not everything. There\'s MasterCard & Visa.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]% _6 ~7 ^: l r! }
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' B: ~& W& O9 O" b" s2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]5 I x0 P( I4 ]3 P5 u! l- o
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' }6 d( x: x3 g5 V+ K6 S3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]7 J2 v0 J+ m1 @, ]: T# v
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4. Love the neighbor. But don\'t get caught. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]" }$ c) a( l) ?' _
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6 s3 v! A- T" J2 w: u5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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6. Every man should marry. After all, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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- \: t! D7 o+ {- R" p7. The wise never marry, [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]8 d1 N" K, x' h
And when they marry they become otherwise. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]2 q& q. `+ E: A5 v
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8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]* K9 M/ I1 @! X* T
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9. Never put off the work till tomorrow [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
2 ?7 l8 v8 _. HWhat you can put off today. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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11. Children in backseats cause accidents. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
9 K, a" J; t% A: R. z) A) P+ bAccidents in backseats cause children. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]7 A5 h) U7 N" ]5 X0 h; b9 n7 H6 [
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12.\"Your future depends on your dreams.\" So go to sleep. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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5 u8 z. k2 a& x) L) t% h13. There should be a better way to start a day [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
: w7 @6 G7 D' e1 EThan waking up every morning. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]( M% @2 N9 g2 j5 n1 {9 y
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* T2 M4 s8 e1 M14.\"Hard work never killed anybody.\" But why take the risk? [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]# X5 ]6 s* o: {" A- J6 q3 R4 _
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15.\"Work fascinates me.\" I can look at it for hours! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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16.God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]& `9 i5 I) E y) v; q& U9 z$ A
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17. When two\'s company, three\'s the result! [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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2 m9 \' V( `) F, q$ z18. A dress is like a barbed fence. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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19. The more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, and the more you forget. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
5 O3 p) \( I% H7 W( dThe more you forget, the less you know. [/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]So why bother to learn.[/FONT][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]
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20. Love me, feed me, and never leave me.
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