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8 p6 ^6 n' I8 \" Q: T- SThe teacher is asking an arithmetic question: \"Jack, if you found three dollars in your right pocket and two dollars in your left pocket, what would you have?\" [/COLOR]
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　　　The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms.
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9 ?4 h5 ^- Q4 e# Y# M% |7 \　　When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.

4 U* B/ d) s' }$ c　　\"Was school all right?\" she asked, \"Did you get along all right? did you cry?\"
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　　\"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"
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