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0 r- h& D% _" f3 I( X   The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother\'s loving arms.
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9 z5 s& k/ @$ n0 X3 I* E  When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. 5 d# N. D7 l( f9 M1 m& z

4 o; F7 S& ]# m" v  \"Was school all right?\" she asked, \"Did you get along all right? did you cry?\" 2 z& s* l! u+ K- L9 V- U

/ _7 }: I; P; s- e! g3 e" [  \"Cry?\" John asked. \"No, I didn\'t cry, but the teacher did!\"
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